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The Secret Group Presents

Zach Martina
Thurs. May 26th | Doors 7 PM | Show 8 PM | $10 General Admission

Hi there! My name is Zach Martina & if you’re reading this then you made a conscious decision to learn a little more about me and, for that, I thank you.

I don’t enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset because sand in my shoes bothers me, my cardiovascular endurance is awful & sunset is I’ve known the mosquitos come out. I am not looking for someone with a great sense of humor rather, I seek the right sense of humor. However, the most important thing is, and I cannot stress this enough, I have a wife & 2 daughters whom I love very much so I’m not interested in anything romantic.

Sure, I’ve performed in festivals that include 10,000 Laughs, & the Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laughfest. And yea, I’ve had the good fortune of opening up for some of my favorites including Rory Scovel, Chad Daniels, Big Jay Oakerson & the Sklar Brothers. Then, of course, there are also my 2 albums (Skunkman & Not the Worst Dad) that hit number 1 on the comedy charts but none of that really matters.

All that matters is that, in reading this, somehow it was enough to convince you to give me a chance; to attend a show, to listen to an album and/or follow me on social media. If it wasn’t, that’s ok too because now you’ve wasted 4 paragraphs worth of time & the last laugh is mine.

The Secret Group Presents

Zach Martina
Thurs. May 26th | Doors 7 PM | Show 8 PM | $10 General Admission

Hi there! My name is Zach Martina & if you’re reading this then you made a conscious decision to learn a little more about me and, for that, I thank you.

I don’t enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset because sand in my shoes bothers me, my cardiovascular endurance is awful & sunset is I’ve known the mosquitos come out. I am not looking for someone with a great sense of humor rather, I seek the right sense of humor. However, the most important thing is, and I cannot stress this enough, I have a wife & 2 daughters whom I love very much so I’m not interested in anything romantic.

Sure, I’ve performed in festivals that include 10,000 Laughs, & the Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laughfest. And yea, I’ve had the good fortune of opening up for some of my favorites including Rory Scovel, Chad Daniels, Big Jay Oakerson & the Sklar Brothers. Then, of course, there are also my 2 albums (Skunkman & Not the Worst Dad) that hit number 1 on the comedy charts but none of that really matters.

All that matters is that, in reading this, somehow it was enough to convince you to give me a chance; to attend a show, to listen to an album and/or follow me on social media. If it wasn’t, that’s ok too because now you’ve wasted 4 paragraphs worth of time & the last laugh is mine.

More about The Secret Group
Dark, quirky nightspot offering a bar area, rooftop patio & back showroom for music & comedy nights.
When & Where
May 26, 2022, 8:00pm to 10:00pm Timezone: CDT
$10.00

Special Instructions
Parking is located in paid lots around the club and on the street.

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